More Thoughts From Work

This was all originally written as it was happening. Enjoy!

If you come up to my window on your phone do not expect to get the best customer service. If you’re not going to pay attention to me and what I’m doing with your money, why should I pay attention to you or ask you what you want to do with it exactly.

Why do old people always smell like mothballs?

I hate it when it gets warm out; everyone starts to smell like B.O.

What is it with foreigners not respecting personal space? You have no right to lean way over my desk trying to see the computer screen. It’s for me to look at, not you. Next time, I’m going to ask the person to move back, I don’t care how rude it is.

A. It should be illegal for any woman over the age of puberty to go out into public without a bra

B. Don’t blame me for not getting your debit card just because you don’t know your own freaking address

C. One of the qualifications for membership should be an IQ test.

Have you ever been biting the end of a pen and suddenly realized that it’s not yours? Yeah….

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